Tips for Hunters

I have started this section to help all you toothless hunters, who besides being pussies
are usually half retarded and incapable of writing a proper e-mail.


1)
Start you letter with the appropriate (and friendly) salutation, such as "Hello, Mr. Krusty". Openers such as
"Krusty you fucking loser scum bag asshole" are not proper and will be frowned upon by your fellow hunters.

2)
When speaking of yourself you should always capitalize the letter "I" or someone will think you are more of a
toothless moron than you actually are. If that's possible.

3)
Buy a computer/word processor with a spellchecker! Its almost year 2000 you fucking inbred freaks.
Webtv email address just shows the world what a hopeless idiot you really are. 


4)
Please put a space or two after a period or a comma, it helps make your incoherent ramblings easier to read.

5)
Stop fucking your sister.