Hunters are Pussies
B. Krustowski
RR-23, SHELL BLUFF SPUR
WAYNESBORO GA 30830-4722 krustys@excite.com
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Cougar
Cougars live in remote areas of the great north west. They seem to be in small numbers but it is legal
to hunt them in many states.
So this is what the pussies do, They drive around in pickup trucks looking
for paw tracks on the side of the road. When they see "fresh" tracks they let loose a half dozen hounds to
track the Cat. The hounds have "radio collars" on so the pussies can find them (so far there is alot of skill
involved in the hunt). The hounds find the Cat and chase it up a tree, The pussies follow the radio signal from
the hounds collar and then shoot the trapped Cat out of the tree with at .44 Magnum.
What a bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!
Black Bear
Do you know how the pussies hunt Black Bear ?. They put a pile of garbage in a clearing and hide themselves in
the woods. Boo Boo comes by thinking he's going to get a free meal and the pussies come out of hiding and shoot
him in the back. Real fucking sporting of them, Very challenging.
What a bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!
Moose
A Moose hunt is more traditional I suppose, But a Moose is the dumbest slowest moving beast you will ever see,
not to mention they are the equivalent to what a dog is in the suburbs. On any given day in Northern Maine you
will see Moose walking down the street or in someone's yard. Its like hunting fucking Lassie!!!!
What a bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!
Deer
This is what I know of a traditional Deer hunt,
A bunch of fat, drunk, tobacco chewing, CAT DIESEL hat wearing, pork rind eating, sister fucking freaks take
their "78" FORD F-150's into the woods looking for helpless little bambi. When a herd is spotted they all
turn on the "DEER" lights. (Many bright lights on the roll bars or the COP type light on the drivers side).
A deer will freeze when you shine a light in their eyes, so the fat bastards don't have to get out of the
trucks and risk spilling a beer when they blow the deer to kingdom come.
What a bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!
Caribou
I don't have all the info on this yet, But what I hear is
there is a "Outfitter" who will take blind hunters up in a helicopter, When they reach a heard of Caribou the blind freak
opens up with a machine gun, Blasting every thing in sight (so to speak).
What a bunch of blind fucking pussies!!!!!
Ice cold Ice? A hunter must have made this sign.
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